America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America
Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?
Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.
IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.
OR JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR
ARE YOU TRYING TO START A REVOLUTION!? DON’T THROWS THE TEA IN THE HARBOR! HARBOR IS NOT THIRSTY! HARBOR IS NOT STRESSED!JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR
And the Waltz Goes On - Anthony Hopkins
Sir Anthony Hopkins Hears The Waltz He Wrote 50 Years Ago For The First Time
Academy Award-winning actor Sir Anthony Hopkins was a musician before he got into acting. 50 years ago he wrote a waltz but was too afraid to ever hear it play. Dutch violinist André Rieu performs it for the very first time. Watch Hopkins’ reaction.
That was beautiful
I cried a few tears and felt better about humanity’s endeavors.
The Wanderer stared into her hot chocolate, watching the melting marshmallows. The others who had joined her in accepting the Bulwark of the Uncreated’s invitation to take…
how the hell did I miss this? HOW I ASK?!?
GO WANDERER, YOU SHINY MAJESTIC CREATURE YOU!
Happy International Sir Terry Pratchett Day!
Quote from (x)
Art by Paul Kidby
Tell me how your god feels about my god! Do they fear them? Respect them? Don’t care?
I’ll reply with how my god feels about yours!
Number 9 has been picked already, so I’ll just roll with the one before it :)
8: Song about
Drugs & Alcohol: Vad Fruttik - Nekem Senkim sincsen
22: Song that moves me forward: ELO - Mr. Bluesky
15: Song that is a cover by another artist: Powerglove - Heffalumps and Woozles
3: Reminds me of summertime: Lilo & Stitch OST - He Mele No Lilo
9: Song that makes me happy: Rachel Goodrich - Light Bulb
11: Song that never gets old: Bohemian Betyars - Szembogár (eyebug)
In which Monita flips out at Purge!Fyre.
…shit goes down.
…holy frick this is amazing
ABORT ABORT MONITA’S DOIN IT FOR REAL
Welcome, weary wanderer, and enjoy your stay.
Now tell me more about those marshmallows you brought along
URGENT MESSAGE: PURGING OF GODS THROUGH FYRE.
To all gods that are still out there. Reporting live from the pun factory atop Mount Pumore. The godkiller has finally lost it. A definite cause has yet to be established, but several gods have already been lost to her blazing wrath. Sky has kept her screeching here for the last 7 days, but the factory has sustained too much damage to keep her attention.
All fyreproof blankets have been deployed and not lived up to their name. I have begun feeding her my loaded minions, in attempts in keeping her attention focused here. The last of my ideas I think she ate was “To devour the souls of gods…”
Well ****. I swear I destroyed that idea…
Desperate times call for desperate ideas.
We’ve managed to steal Fyre’s Hitlist. Its got a list of all gods out there, with details of each god. The god killer has marked off all gods on her hit list. Remove your name from the list (by removing the strike through) to let us know you are safe and well. If you can, try nuying us some time, we only need 2 weeks to put an end to this rampage.
Tacospeed everyone. Let us all Survive.
After two weeks have passed, all gods that still have a strike through on their name will be cremated by FYRE, and be removed from the list.
All gods have had their name striked through. You may remove this strike on your own by editing it on the reference list. (http://morrowsofblue.tumblr.com/post/81080417467 If you don’t know how to do this)
The removal of of your name does not equate to the expulsion from the godmode, rather its making your domain available for any of those that wish to join the god mode. Its just to get an idea of who still is interested/wanting/planning to participate in GODMODE AU
Here is the list if you missed it before. It is the Godmode au reference list
"This is Guardian Sky speaking! I call upon my fellow gods!
Please evacuate/equip/raise defenses and prepare yourselves for a likely attack from Fyre! I’m unable to get through to her and she’s dead set to eat the souls of many gods as possible! Dammit Blu why did you throw that idea at her!!
I can only hold her off for about 2 weeks max! Please follow Blu’s instructions and try to save yourselves!!
Gah! Aww shit, she’s going to—-!!”
"Oh, look. The flaming turkey has managed to destroy one of my screens. I give her my congratulations.
Can you hear that, Fyre? That’s the sound of me clapping. Good show. I am so amazed. I am falling off my chair. Wow.
In all seriousness, Fyre is actually starting to resemble some sort of a threat. She’s already devoured several lesser god souls and she should keep growing stronger should this pattern continue. Sky may be a trooper, but only she can hold her off for so long.
So for now, I suggest you all make a conscious effort not to die. I don’t personally care if you die or not, but if your soul is eaten it’s only going to make it harder for the rest of us.
And I really, really don’t want to get my hands dirty.”
"WELL, would you look at that! Didn’t think she’d snap out so fast, but whatever happens, happens.
But not all is lost, Selfeemart stands! Everyone’s favorite place to buy everything. If you still want to shop, you better get your butt of and stay alive!
Remember, if you stay alive, you can shop at selfeemart, cause you wouldn’t be dead.
That’s why haul ass kids! chop chop! If you don’t wanna lose your soul then make an effort on it. you lost your soul, you won’t get it back. no soul, no shopping. WHAT’S A WORLD WITHOUT PURCHASES
now come on up and run your tiny little godfeet and protect yourselves cause no one else is doin it for you… for free”
Greetings to all other deities!
I can’t help but notice the commotion that has been around for a bit now. A sad thing, really. Must be quiet the tiresome business, going around, taking souls, burning like the fires of the deepest pits of [insert preferred place of eternal suffering which happens to include fires here].
Then again, it’s nothing a good old thing such as a nice and safe sleepover cannot fix (or at least bear out while the turmoil is gone…). I’m not throwing out invitations to my realm on usual occasions, but as we al are very well aware, this is not such a case. Please make an effort in not luring the burning hellspawn any closer than it already might be. What you need to do, is to follow this intercyberspacial portal to the list of our pantheon, find your own name, and erase the filthy crossing line from it.
Accomplish this simple task, and you’ve achieved permission to my safehaven. Blankets and hot chocolate are what I can offer (it’s amazing what kids come up with these days. Chocolate in a cup. Marvelous!), anything else you need shall be brought along by the deity him/her/itself.
House rules will be handed out on entry, and I truly hope we can all survive this without any quarrels. This is an opening to a neutral ground I’m offering, not another field of destruction, so keep your weapons and destructive instruments, and even the very thought of it (this is crucial) outside.
Best of luck to us all, the greatest cheers to Miss Sky, and please, be safe:
The Mindless Creator
Thank you very much, it’s much appreciated and needed
and even though I’m days behind with it
LET’S NOT FORGET YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHICH I HOPE WAS HAPPY AND SO I SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TOO!!!